288939_10150816138230177_1885886068_o I don’t know why you’re here. Obviously you’re lost.

…But, listen!

In 2007 I’ve created a monster. A monster called, iPhonedo! A monster that knows no boundaries, no manners. A monster that can do anything, be anything, try anything. A monster that can’t be contained. A monster that I love. A Kryptonian… An internetional man of mystery (No, that was not a typo)

And you!… You have to find it.
And follow it wherever it goes, whatever it does!
It is you! And only you who can do this!

You’re chosen!
You’re the ONE!
and I believe in you!